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RALPHSCAPE: VOLUME 1
On the far side of the Universe lies a small, ghastly, pimple of a planet. I say a pimple of a planet, because that is, infact, what it was---A pimple on the near flawless face of the Universe. (The only other flaws were Jupiter Omnicron IV, and McDonalds). As infinite improbable luck would have it, the pimple of a planet had a name---Axial Foghorn.
Axial Foghorn had a circumference of twelve intergalactic moon pies, and the depth of the crevice on a Elder Norgord's face---2 to the quantity of X infinite, to be exact. (2 to the quantity of X infinite also happens to be the depth of God's left nostril).
Every once-in-X infinite-years, Axial Foghorn's 7 suns would align in such a manner that the planet's core (which was composed almost entirely of pus) would explode in one violent display that could be seen from up to 3 light-years away.
One may ask, "Light-years? Why measure in light?"&